TRYMBPIETM 7: The Ancient Tree’s Deep Shade(1) part 2
by Lotus..
Ten twenty in the evening, on a well-known pink forum.
[Has anyone seen the trailer and interview released by the “Don’t Be Human” program team? What’s going on with a certain obscure celebrity who talked about wedding and funeral customs in a slow travel variety show. Is he trying to establish a scholarly persona in order to stand out? 】
Main post: I haven’t read the specific content yet, I just looked at the subtitles of each part, and the cqz one really made me laugh to death. It’s not unreasonable that he is ridiculed by the public. He and his agent are both geniuses to come up with such a character.
First floor: Are you talking about “Scenery Along the Way”? They actually released a trailer already? I’ll go check it out.
Floor 12: I didn’t watch it. I didn’t want to upset my eyes, so I just skipped the whole thing. I didn’t expect it to be so outrageous. What are the wedding and funeral customs?
Floor 21: I wish that bastard Chi would be defeated by a disease and stop disgusting people by living like this!
24th Floor: Can cqn’s fans please stop deviating from the topic? The overtime party is not interested in your grudges and entanglements with others. Anyone who has watched it can tell me more about it? How will Chi Qingzhou perform? Will it affect the atmosphere of the variety show?
Floor 33: Let’s talk about the marriage and funeral customs of the Puluo people. The first tour of the second season is scheduled to be in Shangling County.
40th Floor: How many people in your area have a goldfish brain per capita? Isn’t it normal for Chi Qingzhou to talk about wedding and funeral customs? His undergraduate degree in Religion at Renmin University1 was dug up by you. You have been mocking him for being unprofessional and uneducated for almost a month, but you’ve forgotten it in just a few days?
Floor 52: cqz actually graduated from a double first-class university?
Floor 60: 20 minutes have passed, and no one has seen it and wants to share what happened?
Floor 78: Where is the big brother on the first floor? A single interview only takes five or six minutes. Haven’t you finished watching it yet?
Floor 82: …No, I’ve finished watching it, but I need to take my time.
Floor 95: ? What’s going on? Is this really outrageous?
Floor 98: It’s not outrageous, it’s just… I don’t know how to put it. He seemed quite serious when speaking, and his tone was calm, not as crazy as the legends said, but with a bit of a scientific flavor. But it’s very scary, the kind of cool horror you get from hearing a ghost story in the middle of the night, you know?
105th floor: ???
110th floor: Is this an exaggeration or a scam?
Floor 118: It’s really scary! If you don’t believe me, just go see for yourself! At first, many people scolded him in the barrage, but later when he talked about that thing, no one posted any comments!
Netizens were intrigued by this reply.
They didn’t really believe it, but this approach really touched their hearts, so they clicked on Chi Qingzhou’s single post with the mentality of finding fault.
Seven minutes later, they came out again with faces full of panic and fear.
Floor 147: It’s outrageous, and it gives me a creepy feeling.
Floor 158: I don’t dare to post comments when CQZ talks about customs. I always feel that if I say something irresponsible or disrespectful, something bad will happen.
Floor 165: I don’t want to recall.
Floor 178: I feel like something is staring at me. I’m a little afraid to sleep now.
Floor 185: This CQZ… is he poisonous?!
Netizens had a lot to say, but they didn’t dare to say too much. For a while, they felt depressed and scared.
They posted more than 200 messages excitedly. Around 1 am, a netizen with the IP address from Qunqing Province suddenly made a comment in the post.
Floor 481:I am a native of Shangling County. I just took a look at CQZ’s single interview, and it really seems wrong.The community where I live is located at the foot of a mountain, and the mountain directly opposite is the tribal land of the Puluo people. I was alone at home today, so I turned on the loudspeaker while watching the single interview. At first, it was nothing, but when CQZ started talking about the funeral, there was an inexplicable sense of liveliness in the mountain.
I was horrified, but I didn’t dare turn off the video.
When he said that sentence about his special status, I swear, I felt like someone in that mountain was laughing!! They seemed very happy and particularly satisfied to be respected!
It’s hard for me to describe the feeling, but I can guarantee that what I’m saying is the truth!