DMPSA CH 30

Chapter 30: The Annoying Buzzkill that Ruins a Perfect Couple

“He’ll never be passionate.” Han Junzhou said.

Yue Qi’s heart trembled.

“He may always remain that calm.” Han Junzhou added.

“You mean, he won’t experience sexual pleasure?” Yue Qi’s face grew more serious and even shocked.

“…” Han Junzhou looked somewhat helpless. “I mean, you won’t feel the heat of passion.”

“Who says I don’t?” Yue Qi rebutted. “That time, I still felt something. Su Qing, he’s amazing. Hey, let’s not talk about this, it’s disrespectful.” Yue Qi refused to discuss it further but couldn’t help adding a few more words. “Anyway, even though he fainted that time, I was really, really attracted to him.”

“Yue Qi, let me ask you something,” Han Junzhou asked with deep sincerity. “After me, have you been in a relationship with anyone else? I mean, have you ever been involved with an omega? Or tried soothing therapy?”

“Why ask about that?” Yue Qi glared at Han Junzhou, irritated. “No, I haven’t.”

“I have. I’ve tried it.” Han Junzhou looked at his clean-living old friend^[1], his former lover, and couldn’t help but feel a bit sorry for him. “I won’t talk about little fish, but little fish and I have a 96% compatibility rate. Our experiences aren’t suitable to be shared as examples for anyone. But I’ll just talk about my experience with soothing therapy^[2].”

Typically, workers in soothing therapy have hormones that are relatively general and usually don’t cause rejection from their clients.

Han Junzhou shared his experience of hormone exchange between an Alpha and Omega, where simply not rejecting each other could ease the intense pressure of sexual impulses during the sensitive period and create satisfying sexual pleasure. Finally, he added, “S*x in a relationship isn’t the most important thing, but it is very important. Emotional closeness and physical intimacy are both essential in love. Long-term sexual dissatisfaction will make your passion fade.”

They had personally experienced it, and Han Junzhou believed Yue Qi wouldn’t forget it.

“How do you know I’ll be sexually unsatisfied?” Yue Qi said. “Not everyone likes wild, stormy s*x. Maybe Su Qing’s calm, gentle approach is just what’s right for me.”

“…” How could I not know?

As Yue Qi’s ex-boyfriend, Han Junzhou certainly knew. The times they couldn’t go all the way with their s*x were always stormy, passionate, tearing and biting. And that soulful love eventually still fell apart due to sexual incompatibility.

This bastard really had forgotten.

Han Junzhou sighed helplessly. “Yue Qi, think carefully. Don’t force it with me. If you don’t seriously like Su Qing, then don’t tease him. If you can provoke his heat, it means your hormones are highly compatible with his. He’ll become dependent on you.”

“I’m happy that he can depend on me. I’m truly honored to stir his desires.” Yue Qi was now in full rebuttal mode. No matter what Han Junzhou said, he fired back: “And by the way, I really like Su Qing. I like him a lot. But my liking isn’t based on ‘desire.'”

“So, you’re happy to provoke his desires. What about him? Can he stir your desires? You might meet someone with a higher compatibility later, and then will Su Qing still hold your interest? You need to think about the future, don’t hurt yourself or anyone else. An Alpha’s instincts aren’t as simple as you think,” Han Junzhou said, his tone becoming more urgent, speaking words that weren’t entirely appropriate. “Yue Qi, you’ve never tried…”

Yue Qi was already angry. He shouted softly at Han Junzhou, “Stop talking!”

“Is it so impressive that you and Bai Chengyu have a 96% compatibility rate? Does only a high compatibility like yours count as true love, and everything else is crap?” Yue Qi retorted angrily, “You keep talking about high compatibility, but can you guarantee that after Bai Chengyu, you won’t meet someone with a 99% or even 100% compatibility rate? Will your little fish be worth anything then?”

The conversation ended badly. Yue Qi stormed off in anger, while Han Junzhou felt nothing but frustration and helplessness. He had lost his composure due to Yue Qi’s attitude. In the end, the point he wanted to make was not only unclear, but it also seemed like he was trying to break them up, which was completely absurd.

Yue Qi was way too protective of Su Qing; he couldn’t say one bad word without getting defensive.

Han Junzhou had initially wanted to tell Yue Qi all the potential pitfalls, so he could be mentally prepared. If temptation came in the future, at least he’d have this conversation to reference. But as soon as he started, Yue Qi assumed he was bad-mouthing Su Qing, immediately putting up his defenses, which made Han Junzhou, in his frustration, end up making his words go off-track. In the end, he seemed like the annoying buzzkill trying to ruin their perfect couple.

Even the innocent little fish got dragged into the argument and got scolded. Such bad luck.

Damn it, he just walked off without even paying for the meal!

You freeloading bastard, what kind of ridiculous metaphor is that? Me and little fish, how can we be compared to you and Su Qing?

One’s an allure from 96% to 100%. Let’s not even mention the 100% compatibility because that’s almost impossible to encounter; even the 96% is already an intense, passionate heat. Can you tell the difference between being burned by 96-degree water and being burned by 100-degree water?

And you and Su Qing… Fine, I haven’t tested it, so I don’t know the real compatibility. But the Su Qing that Yue Qi can feel is like the temperature of 30 or 40 degrees. Isn’t it easy for him to meet someone even hotter than that?

Sigh, this person…

Just thinking about Yue Qi’s dating history, Han Junzhou couldn’t help but sigh. First, he found an Alpha with no compatibility, and now he’s encountering a physically reserved Omega. His romantic path was anything but smooth.

(To Be Continued…)

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