FGCT CH27.2
by LuoAfterward, Badger Fugui returned to the fire, packing his bag quickly under the reluctant gazes of the animals. He took three bottles of water and a pack of compressed biscuits, then left.
As he was about to leave, Blackback and the Husky wanted to follow their leader, but the injured Blackback and the utterly useless Husky were both coldly rejected by Badger Fugui.
Even the bald [1]parrot, flapping its wings around him, was squawking:
“Grandpa can fly!! Grandpa can see far!!”
“Grandpa can fly!! Grandpa can see far!!”
In the end, Badger Fugui still refused: “In this heavy rain, what are you flying for? If you fly for hours, you won’t have a single feather left. Stay here like a good bird.”
The proud parrot princess was furious, while the cats and dogs enjoyed the situation.
Then, under everyone’s hopeful and watchful gazes, Badger Fugui and Xie Tianlang left the tunnel.
Everyone knew they were heading out to find help overnight, and nearly everyone silently prayed for them, hoping for a smooth journey with no hardships or dangers along the way.
However…
The journey for Badger Fugui and Xie Tianlang wasn’t as difficult as one might imagine.
At the age of 29, Xie Tianlang was at the peak of male physical strength. As one of the top soldiers in the Hua Kingdom[2]’s elite special forces, he had undergone training and completed missions that were unimaginable to ordinary people.
Xie Tianlang was a legend within the military of the Hua Kingdom. If it weren’t for his strong personality, poor obedience, and tendency to go rogue—sometimes even killing his own people when they made mistakes—the military would have treated him like their prized gem.
But despite his quirks and temporary forced retirement, when the nation was in need, the first person they thought of was still him.
He had the power to take on ten men alone. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have been able to single-handedly form an apocalypse exploration team.
This meant that, in the eyes of the nation’s elite, he was worth as much as an entire team led by Qin Feng.
So, running dozens of kilometers through the rain overnight? Not a big deal. He had once gone six days and nights without sleep, relentlessly pursuing enemies. This was nothing.
What surprised Xie Tianlang, however, was how well Badger Fugui kept up with his pace.
From the outside, this young man didn’t look like someone with a particularly strong or enduring physique. Xie Tianlang had even observed and felt Badger Fugui’s muscle strength, and it was clear that this wasn’t a body trained over the long term.
At best, the young man was healthy with slightly better stamina than the average person. But comparing him to Xie Tianlang? That was a dream, a fantasy at best.
Yet, after three hours of running along the railroad in the rain, now past 1 a.m., even Xie Tianlang was starting to feel a bit tired. The long-haired young man beside him, however, showed no signs of stopping or resting.
Though his breaths were getting heavier and his pace had slowed a little, he was still going strong and looked like he had some energy left.
But then…
When Badger Fugui pulled out another jar of honey from his backpack, grimaced, and took a big swig, Xie Tianlang couldn’t hold back and raised an eyebrow.
“You’ve already had two and a half jars of honey, haven’t you?” he asked.
Badger Fugui, now feeling a bit sick from the sweetness, was in a foul mood. He shot a glare at Xie Tianlang and snapped back, “So what if I’m drinking honey? It’s not like I’m drinking your honey!”
Xie Tianlang, unfazed by the irritable Badger Fugui, couldn’t help but smile a little at his reaction. “Honey’s good for your skin. It’s great for beauty and anti-aging.”
“I just wanted to ask—don’t you feel sick from all the sweetness?”
Honey Badger Fugui: ……
Can I not be so damn frustrated?! It’s because it’s too sweet, I’ve been drinking too much of it and now I feel really agitated, aaahhh!!
But can I stop drinking it?! I’ve got bloodline enhancements and self-healing abilities, I’m already pretty insane, and yet even like this, I almost couldn’t outrun you! I just want to ask, are you even human?! Are you really human, or are you some robot in a human disguise or an alien monster?!
At that moment, Werewolf Xie received a very resentful and angry little glare from the irritable Fu gui. How to describe that glare? Somehow, it made Werewolf Xie feel strangely refreshed, and a little ticklish.
He laughed and reached out to quickly ruffle Fugui’s long ponytail, which had already gotten wet from the rain.
After almost getting slapped by the badger Fugui, he began rummaging through his backpack, pulling out a packet of spicy strips.
“Alright, we’ve been running for three hours already, so that’s 25 kilometers. We’ll be there by about 6 or 7 AM. No need to rush, we’ll take it slow for now and have some spicy strips[3].”
Badger Fugui looked at the spicy strips, his fingers twitched but he didn’t take them, then Werewolf Xie directly shoved them into his hand.
“Weren’t you planning on giving them to Yuan Yuan?”
“Yuan Yuan’s not here now, so it’s fine if you eat them.”
As Badger Fugui was tearing open the spicy strips packet, his heart suddenly skipped a beat when he heard Xie Tianlang’s words. He jerked his head up to look at the werewolf.
But the werewolf, walking ahead of him, didn’t seem out of the ordinary at all. He was just humming an old, worn-out song that made Fugui’s scalp tingle:
“Wait a thousand years~ wait a thousand years~ I wait a thousand years~ I have no regrets~”
Irritated Fugui: “What kind of ancient song is that?! Isn’t it creepy to sing this late at night? Change it!!”
Werewolf Xie suddenly stopped, turned his head, and looked at the irritated Fugui with bright eyes. Then, switching without hesitation, he sang a new one:
“Just captured a few demons! And subdued a few more! How come there are so many evil spirits?!”
Honey Badger Fugui: “! Change it again! Can you stop being so noisy?!”
Werewolf Xie nodded and switched songs again: “Calabash Baby, Calabash Baby, Seven Flowers on One Vine… No fear of wind or rain… La la…?”
“What is with you and demons?!” Irritated Fugui finally couldn’t take it anymore, holding a spicy strip in his mouth, he extended his claws and swiped them at Werewolf Xie : “Damn creature, die!! Today, this great sage is going to rid the world of evil!!”
Werewold Xie suddenly burst into laughter. Without saying another word, he increased his speed and ran ahead, turning his head to provoke:
“Come chase me, come chase me~ If you catch me, I’ll let you hehehe~”
Irritable Fu Gui: “Huh? Hei! Ptui[4]!”
What makes you think an idiot like you deserve to be ‘hehehed’ by me?!
Confirming with just a glance, this werewolf really is a werewolf with intermittent mental episodes!
Then, for some reason, the Fugui actually started chasing Werewolf Xie.
It seemed that with the goal of a provocation-driven chase and fight, the next five hours passed incredibly quickly.
When Gou Fugui downed the last sip of honey from the fourth can, he suddenly leaped, crashing onto Xie Tianlang’s back, who immediately stopped. Gou Fugui crouched on Xie Tianlang’s back, and in front of him, through the rain curtain, he saw the slightly desolate yet clearly visible bus stop.
They had actually arrived.
At this moment, the clouds in the sky parted slightly, letting through a hint of morning light. Though the rain was still falling, the world seemed to brighten.
Werewolf Xie extended his hand to support the legs of the person on his back and, with a smile in his voice, said:
“Good morning. Yuan Yuan.”
Badger Fugui almost jumped up but was held down by Werewolf Xie, who continued walking forward with him on his back.
“Alright stay put, let Dad carry you. Let’s go have a hot breakfast and then go back to save people”
“Dad your grandpa! This father is your Dad[5]! ! Also, this Dad is not called Yuan Yuan!”
“Alright I got it Yuan Yuan, stop moving around. Does your feet hurt or feel sore?”
Gou Fugui laid on Xie Tianlang’s back. Lowering his head, he looked at the top of Xie Tianlang’s head. His expression flickered with a flash of mixed emotions, then ot settled into calm and depth.
Tsk!
Footnotes:
- bald : I suddenly came to a realization, how can a bald parrot fly? ↑
- Hua Kingdom: Hua (花) Kingdom AKA Flower Kingdom ↑
- spicy strips: Just in case I forgot to clarify. La Tiao (Spicy Strips) is a chinese snack made from wheat flour and flavored with chili pepper ↑
- Ptui: Sound of spitting ↑
- This father is your Dad: This was how it was in the raws, in simple terms it means: I am your dad ↑