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    Chapter 7: Balala the Little Magician Summons a Pair of Undies

    “Your Majesty, I was the one who let him in. Please don’t be angry with him,” Shang Xuan shielded Yun Mingzhuo as he spoke to Murong Zichen.

    My precious Xuanxuan baby…

    Yun Mingzhuo was so touched as he gazed at Shang Xuan’s profile, he nearly felt the urge to kowtow in worship.

    “You lingering ghost,” Murong Zichen looked at Yun Mingzhuo with contempt. “Don’t think that just because you’ve pleased my beloved consort, I’ll accept a eunuch like you.”

    Yun Mingzhuo: “…” So this emperor thought he came here to get into the harem? Ptui! Where did this damn dog emperor get that kind of confidence?

    Then again… maybe this was better. At least it was better than the emperor finding out that Yun Mingzhuo had taken liberties with his consort.

    “Your Majesty, this humble servant did not! I really just wanted to serve Her Ladyship[1]. There’s nothing more to it—please investigate clearly.” Yes, even though he was impotent, at least he could still enjoy some eye candy. Feast his eyes, you know?

    “Yes, yes, Fanfan is a good person. He’s my friend. Please don’t blame him, Your Majesty—I beg you!”

    “Your Majesty, Eunuch Yun is really quite nice… and he’s amazing too—he knows magic!”

    “Yes! Eunuch Yun is really incredible!”

    All the little bottoms began pleading on Yun Mingzhuo’s behalf.

    Yun Mingzhuo couldn’t help but be moved to tears… Wuwuwu~ What a loyal group of little bottoms you all are! Truly the pride of our gay circle.

    “He knows magic?” Murong Zichen raised a brow, clearly intrigued by Yun Mingzhuo’s so-called magic tricks.

    Er…

    Was the emperor really about to make him perform a magic trick?

    To be honest, Yun Mingzhuo’s magic was mostly sleight of hand—pulling out flowers and such. It was more than enough to win over little bottoms and girlies… but tricking someone like Murong Zichen? Not so easy.

    Murong Zichen said, “Since you’re so impressive, let’s have Eunuch Yun perform a trick or two for Us!”

    As expected~ what was meant to come could not be avoided.

    “Actually, this humble servant isn’t all that amazing. It’s all thanks to the consorts for overpraising me, hehe…”

    “Cut the nonsense. If We[2] tell you to do something, just do it!” Murong Zichen impatiently cut off his awkward laughter.

    “…This servant obeys,” Yun Mingzhuo replied tearfully.

    He first showed that his hands were empty, then took out a red cloth and draped it over one hand. As he slowly pulled it away… suddenly, a rose appeared in his palm.

    In reality, it was just a sleight-of-hand trick Yun Mingzhuo had learned.

    “Wow… Eunuch Yun is amazing!” The little bottoms were utterly captivated, no matter how many times they’d seen this kind of thing.

    But then the old eunuch who always accompanied Murong Zichen suddenly spoke up: “That rose… it seems to be one of the ones growing in the imperial garden.”

    Yun Mingzhuo: “…” Seriously? He got called out?

    As a flamboyant man from the 21st century, Yun Mingzhuo had passed through the imperial garden earlier and—unable to resist—plucked a few roses while no one was looking. He wrapped them in cloth and hid them up his sleeve.

    After all, roses were essential when it came to flirting with girls or bottoms. They symbolized romance—and if there’s one thing girls and boys like, it’s romance. Even though he was now a eunuch, in this gay nation, he had to be well-prepared to woo little bottoms anytime, anywhere. His natural seme charisma needed to be ready to shine at a moment’s notice.

    Hehehe (pervy giggle)~ thank goodness he’d picked those roses earlier. Otherwise, how would these bottoms be worshipping him right now?

    Shang Xuan immediately rushed to his defense. “That’s not true! Fanfan magicked it out—it wasn’t picked! Picking flowers from the Imperial Garden is punishable by death. How could Fanfan possibly have done that?!”

    What? Punishable by… death?!

    Yun Mingzhuo’s brain felt like it had just been struck by thunder. He genuinely hadn’t known that!

    Trying to keep it together, he echoed, “Yes, exactly—how could this humble servant possibly have picked flowers from the Imperial Garden? Even if I had the courage of a bear or a leopard, I still wouldn’t dare!”

    The old eunuch looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated. In the end, he seemed to think he might have been mistaken… After all, Yun Mingzhuo was just a lowly eunuch. How could he dare present roses picked from the Emperor’s personal garden in front of His Majesty?

    But as it turns out, what others wouldn’t dare to do… Yun Mingzhuo would.

    “Eunuch Yun, you’re amazing!” A few of the little bottoms surrounded him, their eyes sparkling with admiration.

    “It’s nothing, really. You’re overpraising me.” Aiyooo~ being flattered by this group of adorable little bottoms made him feel all shy, bashful, and just a little embarrassed!

    At that moment, Yun Mingzhuo was floating on air~~

    He kept waving his hand as if to humbly brush off their compliments, though deep down, he was eating it all up… Unfortunately, this magical moment was about to come to an abrupt end.

    In his elation, Yun Mingzhuo got careless—The underpants he’d stuffed into his sleeve earlier suddenly slipped out and fell to the floor.

    Yun Mingzhuo: “!!” Game over.

    From the height of joy, he had crashed into utter doom!

    “Isn’t that His Majesty’s favorite pair of underwear?” The old eunuch who had long served Murong Zichen immediately recognized the gaudy, golden, flamboyant pair for what it was.

    But… favorite pair? What exactly did that mean?? ⊙ω⊙

    Murong Zichen’s face turned pitch black, terrifying as a lump of coal.

    Wuwuwu… I’m doomed! I’m seriously doomed this time!

    Just as Yun Mingzhuo was about to drop to his knees and beg for mercy, Shang Xuan’s eyes lit up with admiration and he exclaimed: “Fanfan, you’re incredible! You even magicked out His Majesty’s favorite underwear!”

    Yun Mingzhuo’s bent knees instantly straightened. Shang Xuan’s words filled him with sudden, blinding confidence.

    He struck a pose and declared: “Bala-la Little Magic Fairy—Transform!”

    (To be continued…)
    T/L: I was seriously dying of laughter while working on this chapter—tears in my eyes and everything. This one really got me! .·°՞(≧ ᗜ ≦)՞°·.

    Footnotes:

    1. Her Ladyship: In the imperial court setting of this story, male consorts are sometimes addressed with traditionally feminine honorifics like “Her Ladyship” to reflect their roles and status within the inner palace, where titles often follow established formal customs regardless of gender.
    2. We: The capitalized “We” is the royal we, also known as the majestic plural. It is a formal way monarchs refer to themselves, emphasizing their authority and status as representatives of the state or divine will—just like the “Us” used in the previous chapter.
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