TGMND 42

They even asked him to do a three-line poem, so they really asked everything. People said the Poseidon interview had no clear answer, but it seemed like all just Earth Star’s whim.

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: No, but Earth Star helped Neu-nim with guild quests from start to finish

[Guild] Ji9star: Heroes are god-tier Haha Bad Valkyrie is a bad character

[Guild] CatMeowMeowMeow: Discrimination against professionsㅜㅜ

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Look at the difference in how Earth treats Cat-nim and Neu-nim

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Hahaha

Even when participating in party hunts, Yeo-woon had noticed that the Poseidon guild members, with Vice Guild Master Halloween Eggplant at the helm, were adept at targeting and focusing on one person. And from what Yeo-woon had observed so far, the main targets were usually Earth Star and CatMeowMeowMeow. Of course, the problem arose when even Earth Star and CatMeowMeowMeow, when teasing others, became just like Halloween Eggplant.

So the conclusion was that birds of a feather flock together.

[Guild] ParkRoach: But won’t the May event end when it’s updated tomorrow?

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Yes, you have to get your lottery tickets today!

[Guild] Blessyou: Wow, I have to go buy something for military tech. Thank you, Guild Master.

“Huh? Already?”

Although they had run the couple event dungeon dozens of times, few of the puzzles that Earth Star wanted had appeared. But now it was already time for the event to end. Suddenly, he felt that time was passing quickly. Yeo-woon opened the couple window and decided to keep his promise with Earth Star.

‘The relationship with the couple Ji9Star is at ‘Lv.3 Getting to Know Each Other’ stage. When you break up, the affection index will be reset, and the dating days will be reset. Do you really want to break up with your couple?’

Anyway, since it was already promised, there wouldn’t be any emotional harm. They weren’t really a couple anyway. After pressing the confirmation button, a message popped up asking to enter the account password again.

‘Couple hell, solo heaven! Congratulations on your solo return!’

The couple window that was turned on made a cracking sound and the couple status was canceled. As Yeo-woon was picking cabbages, the floating figure of Earth Star stopped in place. A tulip fell right next to Yeo-woon, and Earth Star raised a question mark above their head.

[Guild] Ji9Star: ?

[Guild] Ji9Star: What’s this? It says ‘You have been dumped’!

[Guild] Ji9Star: Huh? The couple window isn’t popping up;;; Bug-ridden game

[Guild] Wandu Wandya: That’s not a bug, it’s a command that appears when the other person breaks up with you Haha

[Guild] Ji9Star: Huh, seriously?

[Guild] neutaaaa: I broke up with you.

[Guild] Ji9star: …

Normally, he would have used an emoticon, but he froze in astonishment while riding the tulip. The Poseidon guild members sitting in the middle rushed towards the cabbage field and laughed at the Earth Star.

[Guild] al0ha: Tsk tsk Hahahahaha

[Guild] CatMeowMeowMeow: Hahahahahaha

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: You must be in quite the shock after being dumped for the first time.

[Whispering] Captain Poseidon: Congratulations haha

[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Bug-ridden game<<Nonsense lol

[Guild] ParkRoach: You didn’t even realize you got dumped tsk tsk

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Hahahahahahahahah

[Guild] CatMeowMeowMeow: Is Earth Star broken?

After a while, a whisper came from Earth Star in different colored letters.

[Whisper] Ji9star: How can you dump someone without even saying anything?

[Guild] neutaaaa: Why? We promised to break up when the event ended.

[Whisper] Ji9star: I know; but you could have at least told me in advance; Do you know how surprised I was? Can’t you see that my buffs disappeared and I’m slower now? I’ve never seen someone so cruel.

“Wow, that’s a lot of words….”

Even just reading the text gives him a tingling sensation in his ears.

[Guild] neutaaaa: Stop whispering, it’s tickling my ears.

[Guild] Wandu Wandya: ?Lol lol lol

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Seems like Earth Star is trying to hold onto Neu-nim after being dumped through whispers Hahahaha

[Guild] ParkRoach: #ReunionStory #RegretfulMan

[Guild] CatMeowMeowMeow: Is being dumped something to be ashamed of!!

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

The speed of the guild chat increased even more. Earth Star relayed the message “I won’t whisper to you again.” through whispers.

[Guild] Ji9star: Damn it. You’re strictly keeping to the agreement.

[Guild] Ji9star: Give me back my speedㅠ0ㅠ

[Guild] ParkRoach: I don’t think it’s because of the speed haha.

[Guild] Ji9star: I wish the pervert next door was as strict as Neutaaa;

[Guild] Ji9star: ㅗ

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Pervert? You should call him “master”!

[Guild] Ji9star: ㅗ

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Come to think of it, you’re leaving the master and fooling around with Neutaaaa now, huhㅋ

[Guild] ParkRoach: #Love triangle #NTR #Trash man

[Guild] Ji9star: ㅡㅡ ㅗㅗㅗ

Was there something going on with the person next door? They were talking about something similar when he just entered the guild. Things didn’t seem to be going well for them. Then, another guild member remembered a forgotten conversation he was going to have with Earth Star about this.

[Guild] Wandu Wandya: By the way, that stalker next door. By any chance, could he be the person who hacked Earth Star’s Instagram before??

“Oh right. I was going to ask that too.”

Yeo-woon muttered to himself. Even so, it was a story he was curious about. When he logged into the game, he was so busy doing other things that he couldn’t find the right time to ask…

[Guild] Ji9star: Huh? I don’t know about that either.

[Guild] Ji9star: And without evidence, it’s hard to properly interrogate anyone about it.

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Damn evidence;

[Guild] Ji9Star: So, I’m just quietly watching-

Evidence? Is it such a serious matter to use such words? Yeo-woon didn’t try to ask anything, but just blinked and wandered around the Earth Star.

[Guild] Wandu Wandya: Didn’t you move last year because of that incident?

[Guild] Ji9star: Yep!

Earth Star moved place because of that? Yeo-woon was so shocked that he couldn’t even speak properly.

[Guild] Ji9star: There were things last year too… Just in case?

Yeo-woon had vaguely heard that strange people suddenly joined the guild and raised the membership criteria. During that process, it was said that they even hacked someone’s Social Media account and caused trouble. However, he didn’t realize it was serious enough to make people move.

[Guild] Ji9star: Anyway, at first I was suspicious and watched, but his method was different from the one before. Does it seem like there’s just a new pervert?

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Then, isn’t it even worse?

[Guild] ParkRoach: One more strange person has been added hahahahaha

[Guild] Ji9 Star: Damn right! (Damn~)

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: Pervert magnet hahaha

[Guild] Ji9star: No problem, no problem

[Guild] Ji9star: If I fight with the guy next door, I think I’ll win haha

[Guild] Ji9star: Looks like a fight waiting to happen

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Don’t fight…

“…”

Yeo-woon erased all the words he had thoughtlessly written in the chat window. Perhaps because it was a familiar story to guild members, so everyone was so calm. Was it okay for him to laugh? He wished people would tell him that if it was okay to laugh…

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: OMG, someone hacked the client and leaked images of new pets

[Guild] Halloween Eggplant: If I can’t get that, I’ll… die….

The conversation topic naturally shifted. Guild members chattered endlessly in the guild chat about new pets, upcoming events, and siege battles.

[Guild] Ji9Star: Why stop farming cabbages?

Earth Star, who was swearing at illusion and saying it was a ruined game, jumped up to Yeo-woon and wriggled next to him while making a nudging motion. Yeo-woon, who was standing tall in the crop field, stared at Earth Star who was teasing him, and made a decision. Since the subject had come up, he might as well ask everything he was curious about.

[Whispering] neutaaaa: I have a question.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: What is it?

Not even 30 minutes had passed since he said he would never whisper to him again, but Earth Star answered in a whisper. Among the purple guild chat speech bubbles, a speech bubble of a different color stood out. The whispers mixed in among the purple conversations were secret conversations that only the two people could read.

‘Who is that stalker? Haha. Why am I the only one who doesn’t know?’

‘What’s the story about the Instagram leak?’

‘Why did you move?’

After repeatedly writing and deleting several sentences, Yeo-woon finally looked at the only remaining word that could not be erased and hit enter to send it.

[Whispering] neutaaaa: Are you really okay?

After sending it, Yeo-woon was left worried and wondered if he had simplified it too much. Earth Star, which was bouncing around on Tulip, landed in front of Yeo-woon. And then he just stood still.

“…”

Why wasn’t he responding? He was a fast typist, so Yeo-woon couldn’t understand why Earth Star was just standing there looking at him. After a while, yellow speech bubbles appeared one after another above Earth Star’s head.

[Whispering] Ji9star: Hahaha what did you mean hahahaha

[Whispering] Ji9star: You’re really worried about me><? hahahahahahahaha

[Whispering] Ji9star: Haha I’m a bit touched haha.