TGMND 70

A grand trumpet sound echoed as colorful effects fluttered across the screen.

“…Did we win?”

Yeo-woon couldn’t figure out what was going on.

The siege battle that had become skewed ended with Poseidon managing to destroy Melody’s castle first. With a point difference of less than 10, Poseidon’s guild emblem was raised over the city of Isis.

Everyone said it was truly a close match, an unpredictably intense battle unlike any they’d seen before, but Yeo-woon couldn’t relate at all. He spent more time dead than alive, and all he remembered from the battle was being caught between Earth Star, Sunset, and the fight.

The game report showed CatMeowMeowMeow as the top contributor, Earth Star with the most kills, and Yeo-woon with the most deaths.

“…”

Should he take some comfort in being number one in something? Yeo-woon just sighed. They had won, but it didn’t feel like he had really played the game. Other than the one time he successfully performed a combo, he hadn’t made any significant contributions, leaving him feeling somewhat deflated.

[Guild] CatMeowMeowMeow: Yay 1st place!!

[Guild] ParkRoach: Neuta setting new records congrats congrats

[Whispering] neutaaaa: Did you get death insurance, Roach?

[Guild] ParkRoach: lolololol No, lol

ParkRoach shamelessly snitched on Yeo-woon’s private whisper to the guild master.

[Guild] ParkRoach: Captain, Neuta whispered asking if I got death insurance ㅜㅜ

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Did you get insurance?

[Guild] ParkRoach: No

[Guild] Captain Poseidon: Then get it

[Guild] ParkRoach: Seriously, you’re totally biased towards Neuta

Meanwhile, Sunset twirled cheerfully in mid-air. Just looking at his bright smile, he didn’t seem like the bully who had so mercilessly targeted and attacked Yeo-woon alone. A moment later, Earth Star and Sunset simultaneously disappeared from the field.

[Global] Seol-yeong: Huh, where did the guild master go?

[Global] SpadeQueen: Probably went to do some PvP, lol.

[Global] FlowerRabbit: I don’t have time; do we have to wait?ㅠㅠ

[Global] SpadeQueen: ㅇㅅㅇ…lol

[Global] Seol-yeong: Do we really? Let’s just go lol not our problem.

[Global] FlowerRabbit: Okay♡

[Global] Aslen: Lol

Melody left the map without looking back. Once half of the crowd was gone, familiar figures in familiar attire began to trickle out of the shadows.

“…!”

The black cloak squadron that had been spectating suddenly swarmed around Yeo-woon and used the ‘pat’ motion. Feeling a surge of emotion, as Yeo-woon raised his fist, the entire cloak squadron on the map raised their fists to follow him.

A gentle wave of warmth passed between Yeo-woon and the cloak squadron.

[Global] Hamster: Wait, LOL, can’t they be reported for this?

[Global] Hamster: It’s a big problem for public aesthetics.

[Global] HitMeAndYou’reRuined: ? Let them have their fun

[Global] Hamster: Haha, but why are you speaking informally?

[Global] HitMeAndYou’reRuined: Is it any of your business? LOL

Hamster and HitMeAndYou’reRuined suddenly started arguing with each other and disappeared to settle it in a 1v1 PVP match.

[Global] Wandu Wandya: Ugh, those cloaks are creepy.

[Global] Halloween Eggplant: Should we leave too?

[Global] ParkRoach: Why are they acting like that

Poseidon members also left the map one after another. Earth Star and Sunset returned to the field after their PVP match but vanished again, likely to fight each other once more. With both of them under a chat ban, it was unclear what they were trying to achieve through their duels.

Yeo-woon left the map leisurely without waiting for Earth Star any longer. Some time later, Earth Star reported the results in the HolBlue chat:

「Earth: I won all but 3 matches ><lol」

…Wait. They fought more than three matches? That’s relentless. Yeo-woon laughed in disbelief and asked.

「Why were you fighting?」

「Earth: Well that punk was insulting your character’s face instead of your outfit your」

「Earth: Your face lol lol」

「Earth: ㅡㅡ」

「Earth: Who does he think he is, criticizing someone else’s looks? It pissed me off; I had to teach him a lesson;」

“…”

Why is he so angry?

「Why does it matter?」

It’s not even his own face. It was strange that Earth Star was so upset about Yeo-woon’s character’s appearance being insulted. Sure, it was frustrating to be targeted and repeatedly killed without a proper chance to play, but Yeo-woon didn’t feel particularly angry at Sunset.

Why did he go so far as to challenge Sunset to PVP and beat him up, when it wasn’t even his own business? Just moments ago he had been merrily exchanging emotes with Sunset, but because of him…

“…!”

「Haha」

「Earth: Why are you suddenly laughing?」

「Because it’s cute」

「Earth: What is?」

「You, Earth Star, you’re cute hehehehe」

「Earth: Huh what??」

「Earth: ???????」

Earth Star’s inability to be honest was cute. He’s always pleading for Yeo-woon to take off the cloak… But it turns out that wasn’t really his true feelings.

「Earth: Whatareyousaying???」

「lol lol lol」

Earth Star must have thought he was cool. It’s obvious. Earth Star has finally acknowledged him!

Feeling a sense of pride, Yeo-woon scratched his cheek.

***

Title: (Currently Trending!) Isis Siege Battle Review.txt

Author: forestS2/Bard

It was a rare nail-biting match.

When I first watched it in spectator mode, I was worried because the two sides had different styles of building up.

Melody invested all their points into extreme offense for the castle, while Poseidon did well with a diversified approach, managing revival timings and effectively utilizing units from the supply depot.

In the end, the winner was Poseidon…

That made me realize that diversification is the answer to stocks… (I’m still crying because I lost all my money in bio stocks last year…)

And I think the highlight of the Poseidon guild was this part~! It was so impressive that I made a GIF of it. Haha

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Isn’t it a perfect combo? ^^ I’ve never played as a hero, but it doesn’t seem like something just anyone can do. (I can already see the comments: “Oh, I can do that. It’s easy. That’s not even how you do it.”) Anyway, this person is a master of control. I knew they were extraordinary just from their outfit. There’s a subtle aura of a master, isn’t there?

Impressive!

This was my honest review of the Isis Siege Battle Finals^^

(58 comments)

-Why does this post have so many upvotes but no comments?

-I came in because it was hot with only one comment, interesting lol

-That cloaked guy kept dying except for that one thing? (Dislikes 88)

⤷What’s with all the dislikes

-Combos are easy lol Just max out Predator’s Eye to 15 and use all three skills. Anyone can play a hero!! I used it yesterday and went up to rank 10((pfft

-What’s with the outfit?

⤷Check your mailbox

⤷Huh…? Oh… I’ll wear it…

-It’s touching to see the dwarves adapting so well after leaving the doomed game lol ㅠㅠ (Likes 69)

⤷What are dwarves?

⤷Little Forest users

-The cloak sucks

⤷For real lol

⤷?

⤷??

⤷Huh?

⤷Check your mailboxes^^

⤷? fvck, it’s a piece of shit, why are you giving me this? Take it back

-Just from the outfit, you can tell they’re a master of control haha (Likes 88, Dislikes 1)

-Refugees from Little Forest are so weird lol lol They silently give items on the field and only upvote posts without commenting lol lol (99 likes)

-Why are the comments on this post like this? And the view count and recommendations, what’s going on lol Who are these people lol lol

⤷Mailbox

⤷Why give it to me

-The dwarves have grown up a lot (Likes 60)

-Be careful with your comments, or you might get a crappy cloak in the mail

⤷Mailbox.

⤷No lol lol

⤷No no no no no

⤷Ah you crazy guys, just wear it yourselves for fvck sake