BLBJ 3.3

In the end, he thanked the man, borrowed the hunting clothes, and fled without even touching the food.

The chat window, now back to normal, overflowed with regretful voices.

💬Hunting competition? It’s no big deal if you’re a little late.

💬You could’ve gone all the way. What a shame.

💬Your first XX should be with the Emperor.

💬What are you talking about? Your first XX should be with Pike, who’s definitely a virgin.

💬Guys 😭 Since it’s his first time, he should go to heaven with Christian.

💎[TennestheEmperor donated 100,000 won] — I’m satisfied.

💬Hahahahaha

💬TennestheEmperor hahaha How satisfied must you be lol

💬You finally got to see the kiss you missed.

Eizen stared at the chat window with complicated feelings. Every emotion imaginable was swirling inside him.

‘Does this mean I really don’t care anymore if it’s a guy?‘
‘No, did I like men from the start?’
‘Or did I just naturally start liking men because it’s a BL game?’

He wanted to scream. Of course, he couldn’t show his anguish to the viewers.

Besides, even if it was someone else’s hand touching him for the first time, come on. Does it make sense to feel good that easily?

Eizen gnawed nervously on his lip. As he forced his frown to relax, the ‘XX Skill’ flashed through his mind.

He quickly checked [♥Shop – Skills♥], and the XX Skill appeared immediately.

[XX E-Rank] (filtered)
➤ Feels kind of good when doing XX (filtered)

💬Ahahaha, so that’s why Eizen was like that…

💬Buying the XX Skill was definitely the right call!

💬What happens if you max out XX to A-Rank?

💬Isn’t S-Rank the end?

💬I wanna hit S-Rank.

Eizen squeezed his eyes shut, then opened them.

‘Of course.’

Getting turned on by a guy rubbing your chest and touching your dick? No way that feels good.

Eizen quickly closed [♥Shop – Skills♥]. He frowned absentmindedly before realizing.

Once you upgrade a skill, there’s no way to downgrade it.

Goosebumps prickled his skin.

‘So does that mean this is how it’ll be from now on?’

Would he feel good that easily in another capture target’s hands? Would he get that excited and even come?

Eizen pursed his lips. It wasn’t a scene he wanted to imagine. He quickly shook his head to clear the thought.

“Here. The invitation.”

As they approached the hunting competition venue, the attendant checked the invitation. It was surprising that he’d even remembered to bring it, given he was wearing hunting clothes borrowed from Tennes instead of his crumpled, semen-stained underwear.

‘Come to think of it, is Tennes not participating?’

If he had, he would have suggested going together to Eizen.

Eizen tilted his head, but forced himself to push thoughts of Tennes aside. The more he thought about Tennes, the more memories of their time together came flooding back.

“Eizen!”

A cheerful voice rang out as Christian came running almost at a sprint from far away. Clearly dressed for the hunting competition, he placed a hand on Eizen’s shoulder in a friendly manner.

“You’re here. I heard you got an invitation too. Didn’t expect you’d actually come.”
“Ah, yes…”
“Different clothes than last time? Thought you’d wear something similar.”

‘So, he thought I’d show up in my worn-out clothes?’

Eizen looked down at his own outfit, which didn’t fit the label ‘fallen aristocrat’ at all. Considering the party was only two days ago, it was probably strange for him to suddenly appear in such flashy clothes.

“Someone helped me.”

He’d gotten help with the lower half too, but of course, he didn’t say that out loud.

“It suits you well. Maybe it’s because your face is pretty, but even in something flashy, you don’t look out of place.”

💬Your face definitely stands out more.

💬Tennes’s taste is spot on.

💬Went to get a single outfit and ended up getting XX stolen too.

💬What’s XX?

💬Semen?

💬Hahahahaha Ah, seriously.

Eizen glanced at them playing around in the chat window and looked around.

“There aren’t as many people as I expected.”
“Ah, His Majesty is a bit… passionate.”
“Huh?”
“He hunts with such intensity, it’s like he’s trying to wipe out the entire species. Nobles who find it hard to keep up just don’t come.”
“Ah…”

Eizen sighed.

He’d just come because he was told to participate in the hunting competition, but he was a fallen noble who didn’t even know how to ride a horse.

‘I really should have bought the horseback riding skill.’

Regretting it now was too late. Whether he knew Eizen’s thoughts or not, Christian smiled brightly and naturally took his hand.

“You didn’t bring a horse, did you? His Majesty lends them out, so don’t worry about that.“
“I’m more worried about something else.”
”What is it?“
”I… don’t know how to ride a horse.”

Christian paused slightly at those words.

Eizen’s face flushed hot.

While most nobles would have learned riding, unfortunately, Eizen wasn’t most nobles. He was an ordinary fallen noble, whose family had gone completely bankrupt since his grandfather’s generation.

Christian blinked slowly, as if considering something, then grinned.

“That’s perfect.”
“Huh?”
“You can ride with me.”

💬Ride together on the horse

💬Up! Down, up! Down.

💬Hahahahahaha

💬Well, rubbing bodies together. Trying not to fall, you end up hugging. Yeah, that sort of thing.

💬Ah, going to 19 again…

Eizen’s eyes widened at the viewers’ reactions. He couldn’t afford a moment’s carelessness. Hadn’t he suffered unspeakable things at the Marquis of Nemeo’s mansion because of carelessness?

“No, it’s fine.”
“Why? Afraid I’ll drop you? I’m a good rider.”
“No, it’s not that… it’s just…”

💎[ChristianAkgae donated 10,000 won] — Ah, Christian wants to ride together! Please ride with him!

Under normal circumstances, he might have tried to think positively, hoping for a donation, but he had only recently left Tennes’s house.

‘Come to think of it, they all pounced the same way every time I kissed someone.’

So there was no guarantee Christian wouldn’t act just like Tennes.

“I’ll only take your kind consideration.”

The moment Eizen firmly declined and stepped back, he collided with someone’s chest.

He didn’t need to turn around to know who it was. A chill ran down his spine.

💬The Emperor.

💬The Emperor appears!

💬Jeremiah!

“Your… Your Majesty…”

Of all people, he had to bump into Jeremiah.

Eizen bowed his head and turned around. The polished tips of his boots caught his eye.

“Eizen.”
“Yes, Your Majesty.”

Was it just his imagination that the voice sounded icy?

The moment Eizen answered obediently, an even colder voice fell from above. “That outfit… isn’t it the Marquis of Nemeo’s?”

“Uh, how did you know?” Eizen’s voice trembled in sudden panic.

Just as Tennes knew about the incident with Jeremiah, did Jeremiah also know everything about the incident with Tennes?

Eizen’s face flushed bright red.

💬Mr. Eizen, lol. You’re so obviously flustered.

💬In situations like this, you should deny it with a ‘No, it’s not!’

💬What if Jeremiah gets even angrier then?

Jeremiah grabbed Eizen’s clothes tightly.

Seeing the Emperor’s grim expression, even Christian seemed reluctant to step forward, taking a step back.

“What is your relationship with Tennes?”

What relationship?

Eizen’s lips twitched. He couldn’t very well say, ‘Capture target relationship.’ But then again, it wasn’t like they had any other kind of special relationship either.

“Ah, it’s nothing.”

💬But you’ve already XXed! How can you say there’s no relationship?!

💬TennestheEmperor, please calm down.

💬No, you already XXed first!

💬That XX wasn’t real XX, it was just a weak XX.

💬You keep saying XX, but why does that word keep appearing before my eyes?

💎[TennestheEmperor donated 10,000 won] — You did XX with Tennes!

💬Hahahahaha

💬Seems excited since he’s a Tennes fan.

Jeremiah’s anger alone was quite burdensome, yet the viewers, seemingly oblivious to His Majesty’s fury, chattered away merrily.

‘Ah, I truly hate this… my reality.’

He wished to escape, but what could he do? This was reality, and a game, and the viewers were simply watching and enjoying it.

“You’re not even related, yet you show up wearing Tennes’ clothes?”
“It was merely lent to me.”
“Lent, huh.”

Jeremiah laughed. But he didn’t look the slightest bit amused. Chilling, perhaps? Or frightening?

‘Did I say something wrong?’

What exactly was bothering him so much?

Eizen hadn’t done anything major with Jeremiah. They’d just planted a flag and shared a kiss. Yet this reaction, this jealousy-like response?

Eizen rolled his eyes. He still didn’t know how to explain it to Jeremiah.

“Take it off.”
“Huh?”
“I said take it off.”

He was sure… he’d heard the exact same words from Tennes too.

Eizen looked up at Jeremiah with a bewildered expression, but there wasn’t even a trace of a smile on his face.

“You… mean right here?”
“Yes.”

Looking around, he saw countless people bowing their heads. The only one standing straight was Eizen.

💬He wants you to take it off again.

💬Guess today’s the day for taking clothes off.

💬I’ll bet Christian’s bothered too.

💬He just couldn’t bring himself to say it.

💬But what if you take it off here? Will Jeremiah give you something to wear?

💬More than that, I’m worried it might get rated R… T_T.

💬As long as you don’t touch XX, wearing underwear shouldn’t make it R-rated.

“Your Majesty.”

‘Who said it, I wonder? Was it Misogu?’

‘Actually, if you wore rags, the audience would like you more.’
‘Your face is your weapon.’

Remembering those words, Eizen squeezed out as many tears as possible. 

As Eizen looked at Jeremiah with tear-filled eyes, his stony expression seemed to soften slightly.

“I see. So you mean it’s precious because Tennes gave it to you.”
“Huh?”

💬Sudden acceleration lolololol

💬That’s funny hahaha

💬Jeremiah’s not one to back down, either.

“Didn’t you throw yourself at me to catch my eye?”
“Well, that’s…”

‘I was just trying to plant a flag with Jeremiah!’

Eizen couldn’t bring himself to say that excuse out loud, so he just felt suffocated inside. It wasn’t that he’d fallen head over heels in love with Jeremiah – it was just for the quest!

Jeremiah, as if there was nothing more to hear, grabbed Eizen’s collar with both hands, one on each side, and ripped it wide open.

With the sound of tearing fabric, Eizen’s chest was fully exposed.

Eizen bowed his head, looking dazed. His chest was completely exposed. It was so sudden it felt unreal.

To make matters worse, the unusually bright red nipples caught his eye, causing Eizen to involuntarily stiffen his shoulders.

He crouched down belatedly, but Jeremiah’s hands didn’t stop. Jeremiah practically tore Eizen’s clothes off, his hands finally reaching for his pants. Eizen desperately clutched his pants, trying to resist.

“Your Majesty, Your Majesty!”

💬Don’t they usually XX in situations like this?

💬BunnyPrince, hehehehe, what’s XX?

💬You know… like, when it’s a bit forced? haha.

💬Well, in BL it does usually happen around now.l

💬Isn’t there just too many spectators?

💬The Emperor said he’s above such things.

💬Eizen isn’t, though.

💬The bottom never really has a choice.

There was no time to focus on the viewers’ conversation.

Jeremiah’s strength was so immense that the fabric began tearing away with a sharp rip, still clutched in his hands.

“Your Majesty, I don’t know what exactly displeases you so much! But still!”

Eizen blurted out whatever came to mind. He couldn’t even tell himself what he was saying. His head was spinning. Just imagining stripping naked in front of all these people felt like death.

‘Surely he won’t make me take off my underwear too.’

Tennes had touched over Eizen’s underwear. 

Besides, even if the shape was blatantly visible, it was still covered in fabric, wasn’t it?

Just how far did he have to imagine? The thought alone made Eizen feel like his head would explode. 

Rip! 

His pants tore a little more.

“Your Majesty, please stop.”

It was Christian who saved Eizen, who was truly on the verge of tears.

“Christian.”
“You’re not going to cry, are you? Of course, if Eizen cries, it’ll make me even more aroused.”

💬Is that helping or egging him on?

💬Isn’t that helping in his own way?

💬What’s arousing? I don’t get it.

💬My heart’s racing.

💬Blood’s pumping, so the heart’s pounding too.

“Still, I trust you wouldn’t consider exposing your adorable behind to all these people.”

Eizen felt the words ‘Why adorable behind?!’ surge to his tongue, but he barely managed to hold them back.

Judging by his tone, it was unclear whether Christian was genuinely helping Eizen or not. Still, he was the one who stepped in front of Jeremiah, wasn’t he?

Eizen shot Christian a pleading look.

Christian flashed a sly smile and winked at Eizen as if it were nothing.

‘What… what was that?’

💬Did he just wink?

💬What the hell, why is he suddenly acting cool?

💬Just standing up to Jeremiah takes guts.

💬Jeremiah, don’t lose!

💎[EmperorLongLive donated 10,000 won] — The Emperor said to fight! Jeremiah! Hang in there!

Eizen desperately wished they wouldn’t cheer for Jeremiah. But the viewers, seemingly satisfied with just the entertainment, casually demanded Eizen strip completely.

While Eizen desperately clung to his pants, Jeremiah stared at him blankly.

“Where did that fighting spirit go when you fell before me?”
“Huh?”
“If I tell you to strip, you should do it immediately.”
“Huh?”
“Are you suddenly feeling shy now?”

Throwing himself at Jeremiah’s feet and stripping completely naked here were obviously completely different things.

Eizen let out a hollow laugh.

“Strip.”
“Your Majesty, even so, wouldn’t it be better to do such things in a quiet place?”
“I have no intention of doing that.”

💬He just doesn’t like that Eizen’s wearing Tennes’s clothes.

💬That jealousy is real.

💬Do you think Tennes, who made a move this morning, saw this coming?

💬Isn’t this basically him marking his territory? Doing that too?

💬Yeah, looks like it. Judging by Jeremiah’s reaction.

“Aah!”

With a sharp cry, Eizen’s pants were stripped off. More accurately, they were torn off.

Eizen barely pulled down his tattered top, curling his body. What had been ‘clothes’ had long since become rags.

As Eizen’s legs were fully exposed, he could feel the crowd stir.

Jeremiah flung the shredded garment he held aside and mounted his horse with a satisfied look.

“Are you any good at hunting?”

Asking if he was good at hunting after stripping him bare? Not only did he not know how to ride a horse to begin with, but he certainly couldn’t ride in this state.

Eizen bit his lip hard and bowed his head.

“I don’t know how to ride a horse.”
“Is that so?”

He’d expected an offer to ride together, but that was all Jeremiah said.

People glanced at Eizen as they shuffled along behind Jeremiah.

“Are you okay?”

Christian approached and took off his own outer garment to cover Eizen.

Eizen shook his head with a dazed expression.

“It seems His Majesty has taken a liking to you.”
“Ha… Ha ha.”

Was he supposed to be pleased? That the capture target liked Eizen. He should be pleased, but… this was too sudden, too hard to accept.

As Eizen burst into an awkward laugh, Christian grabbed his arm and pulled him along.

💬Look how naturally he’s just taking him away.

💬Wait, could it be his first XX with Christian?!

💬Who keeps bringing up XX anyway?

💬Pretty sure it’s SixSense.

💬Oh my god, I just read Sense as Sex for a second.

💬Whoa, chills.

💬Why?

💬Because SixXX actually fits! Five capture targets plus the main uke makes six total… so, SixSex!

💬You’re crazy hahaha

Eizen stared blankly at Christian’s retreating back as he led the way. He wondered where they were going, but it was the place Christian had tied down his horse.

“We can’t just stay here.”
“Wouldn’t it be better to go home?”
“What if His Majesty comes looking for us later?”
“Will he?”

💬Of course he will.

💬Honestly, right now, I feel like tearing off Christian’s coat.

💬His Majesty ripped apart his clothes.

Eizen bit his lip slightly.

“There’s an empty lot not far from here. I’ll take you there.”
“An open field?”
“Are you okay with being a spectacle for people here?”

Glancing around, he saw everyone nearby quickly turn their heads away.

It seemed Christian was right; Eizen really was a spectacle. Somehow, their gazes seemed to be lingering on Eizen’s legs.

Eizen pulled Christian’s generously sized coat down a bit further.

It wasn’t a fashion statement about missing bottoms; it was genuinely missing bottoms.

“Take me there.”

At those words, Christian chuckled, then hopped onto the horse. Then he bent down, slipped his hand under Eizen’s armpit, and yanked him up in one swift motion, setting him down in front of him.

‘Should I sit with my legs spread? Or sit quietly to the side?’

To have to agonize over this. It’s all because he has no pants.

Eizen hesitated for a moment, then fidgeted and sat down with his legs spread.

💬Feels like we should slap an R rating on this.

💬It’s so precarious, it feels even more… you know.

💬I’m fine with it.

💬It’s okay because he’s beautiful!

💬Misogu only shows up when talking about faces lol

💬He’s beautiful, so he can strip completely naked!

“A little closer. You’ll fall off.”

Christian naturally pulled Eizen closer by the waist.

“Ah…”

💬Such natural skinship.

💬Of course he’s a flirt, what did we expect?

💬How many people has he seduced like this before?

💬Now it’s only Mr. Eizen, so relax.

💬The best part of a playboy is reforming him, obviously.

💬Reforming? You mean getting eaten by him, right?

💬What? No way, Eizen’s the one doing the eating.

💬😂 These innuendos are killing me.

💬As long as they don’t say the actual words, it’s fine!

A warm body pressed against Eizen’s back. He felt firm muscles tense against soft flesh, and muscular thighs pressed firmly against his hips.

‘Ah, no, wait a minute.’

Those muscles didn’t feel like ordinary muscles. The more awkwardly Eizen squirmed, the more he felt whatever he’d thought was Christian’s muscle growing harder.

“Cr-Christian.”
“What?”

Christian’s cheerful, sing-song voice accompanied a hard something poking sharply into his butt. More accurately, it felt like Christian’s ‘pillar’.

‘Why the hell is this touching me instead of his thigh…’

Should he be shocked by the size? Or shocked that Christian was grinding his cock against his butt?

Eizen’s lips twitched.

“Um. Something weird is touching me.”
“What’s weird?”

A firm arm wrapped around Eizen’s waist, accompanied by a voice full of laughter.

Before he could protest, the horse took a step forward.

[Quest Complete]
★ Participate in the Hunting Tournament
[Reward]
★ Affinity Potion has been received