Kiss Maniac Syndrome

Lu Xiping is an overseas student with his sense of relaxation maxed out, and by filming a “rat person’s” day-to-day life he gained several hundred thousand followers.
His rat person contrast group, on the other hand, is his bamboo-horse childhood friend Wei Shengyang, an over-energetic perpetual motion machine who has been bursting with energy since childhood.

Fans not only like watching the ultra–low-energy rat person’s bedridden, sprawled-out lifestyle, they also like watching the ultra–high-energy perpetual motion machine’s procurement routines.
But this account’s videos only perform exceptionally well when they post contrast vlogs. The two of them each take up half the screen, and neither can be missing.
Because what fans like watching most is actually the faint, bizarre, dead-rival CP vibe of the two of them sniping at each other across the screen.

Netizens: Are you really not a couple…?

Lu Xiping: No.
Lu Xiping: We’re enemies.

Wei Shengyang: Right, we’re not.
Wei Shengyang: We’re actually not familiar at all, just that when I was one I grabbed him during my zhuāzhōu, when I was two my first spoken words were calling Xiping to hug me, from eight onward I slept in the same bed as him, at fifteen I handled a whole deskful of his love letters, at eighteen I applied to the same university as him, at nineteen in a foreign country I was responsible for booking his plane tickets, grabbing concert tickets, carrying suitcases, cooking, washing dishes, mopping floors, and working as a male nanny.

Lu Xiping: ……

They had been at daggers drawn for nearly twenty years.
Lu Xiping was rendered speechless for the first time when facing Wei Shengyang.

Because they accidentally slept together.

Lu Xiping said politely: Please forget about this matter. I’m a straight man, thank you.

Wei Shengyang: No way, Xiping gege.
Wei Shengyang: You slept with me and still want to not take responsibility? TAT

Lu Xiping: …fuck. ^ ^
He was the one whose ass hurt!

After the accidental tumble into bed, that Wei Shengyang who had always seemed smug and punchable somehow turned into a ravenous maniac, kissing again and again without stopping.

Wei Shengyang: Are you still a straight man?
Lu Xiping: …Yes.
Wei Shengyang: But what if I’m not anymore, Xiping gege. You pushed me onto the road of being neither straight nor like a straight man, neither a third wheel nor like a third wheel.

Completely screwed life completely screwed over · slacking overseas-student, easily flustered cat shou VS life absolutely won’t miss a thing · sharp-tongued, morally questionable but actually cares-to-death big dog gong

Reading Guide:

1v1, double c, double first love, size difference, 189×176, handsome gong and beautiful shou
First do then love (?)
-The main characters and their friends are all abstract college students and humorous fun-seekers. Living abroad, alive but half-dead. No need to be too normal, same goes for the writing style. If it’s not to your taste, click the x in the top left directly. There are thousands of good stories, true love always exists.
-Modern alternate setting, no need for research. It serves the plot. Settings are whatever is most convenient. If you want to argue, you argue.
-Secondary CPs are mentioned in passing and not elaborated.

-Please don’t blind snipe a full subscription, hey! Everyone’s tastes are different. It’s best to try reading first before deciding whether to buy.

*Contains a medium amount of sweet talk
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