DMMY Chapter 1: Seduction

It will probably rain again in the evening in July.

The chirping of cicadas among the sycamore leaves was suppressed by waves of hot air, and the electric fan whined feebly, making the classroom very stuffy.

Gou You, who was sitting in the last row of the second group near the door, slumped in his chair, wiped the moisture from his glasses, and said in a somewhat desperate tone: “Yan Ge, when do you think the broken air conditioner in our class will be repaired? Really? No, you can ask our mother to get a new one for us, otherwise I’m afraid I’ll be dead before the class is finished.”

The boy next to him lowered his eyelids slightly and ignored him. He quickly swiped his finger on the phone screen and pressed it with his fingertips. Two seconds later, the screen dimmed.

[Good luck, let’s eat chicken tonight]

“Damn it, Sheng Yan, are you cheating? I didn’t even see where the other person was, and you shot me in the head with one shot?” Zhu Peng, who was in the front row, took off his headphones and turned around with a look of disbelief on his face.

Gou You chuckled: “Yan Ge is a serious shooting athlete certified by the state. Can you compare with him?”

Zhu Peng rolled his eyes: “Can this be the same thing?”

“Why is it not the same thing? Isn’t that so-and-so person in India addicted to eating chicken and later sent to the Olympics? If our brother Yan hadn’t been interested in this, he might have had a handsome figure in the next Olympics right, Yan Ge?” Gou You gave Sheng Yan a flirtatious look, very flattering.

Sheng Yan didn’t bother to look at him. He leaned back on his chair, tilted it up, and casually smoothed his sweat-soaked forehead: “If you want to change the air conditioner, just ask.”

When his forehead hair was lifted up, the still fresh dark red wound on the side of his eyebrows was exposed, which made his facial features look sharp and beautiful. Coupled with his indifferent attitude, the young master who was used to being pampered became very angry in ten.

Good looks, good family background, good at sports, good at playing games.

No wonder girls like him.

No, it shouldn’t be limited to girls, I also like him quite a bit.

Especially after knowing that all air conditioners in Shiwai are sponsored by Sheng Yan, this love becomes even stronger.

Thinking of this, Gou You chuckled: “Then thank our mother in advance.”

“Promise.” Sheng Yan looked at Zhu Peng, “Are you coming again?”

“Come on, come on, must come.”

Zhu Peng hurriedly restarted the game.

The final exams have just been taken in the past two days. The teachers are busy marking papers, and no one is in class for evening self-study. It is simply a waste of resources not to seize the time to improve the scores.

Zhu Peng took advantage of the situation and asked Gou You: “Are you coming? Plus my sister, there are exactly four rows.”

“No, I’m reading a book.”

Gou You knocked on the thick brick with a yellow cover on her desk.

Sheng Yan glanced at the opportunity – “I reached the pinnacle of my life after getting the wishing system”

At first glance, it doesn’t look like a serious thing.

He looked away without interest: “Is this also called a book?”

“Why isn’t this called a book? Don’t discriminate against our online literature, okay?” Gou You pushed up her glasses, “And I think this book is particularly suitable for you.”

Sheng Yan didn’t even raise his eyelids.

Gou You pulled the chair closer, lowered his head, and whispered: “Do you know what this book is about?”

Sheng Yan: “Say.”

“It’s about a scumbag student who was suppressed everywhere. After getting drunk on his birthday, he was inexplicably bound to a wishing system. Then he started punching the top student, kicking the president of the student union, hugging the school beauty, getting admitted to Qingbei University, and embarking on a life-long journey. The pinnacle story. In this place I saw, the protagonist just sent the student council president to a nightclub to be a young master. You say it is exciting or not.” Although Gou You’s voice was low, he couldn’t hide his excitement.

Sheng Yan couldn’t help but glance sideways: “Why is this kind of book suitable for me?”

Gou You winked: “Don’t you want that so-and-so to do that and so-and-so?”

“Which so and so, so and so and so and so.”

“Oh, who else is the president of the student union, except Qin…” Gou You asked excitedly in the middle of the question, but suddenly paused.

He felt like there was something wrong with the voice that asked him this just now.

It was cold, low, and pleasant to hear, but it was not from Sheng Yan, but from the top of his head.

A bit like……

Gou You looked up blankly.

Sure enough, there was an extra person at the back door.

He is very tall, with excellent proportions. His school uniform is buttoned to the top button, and his pants are neatly pressed without any wrinkles.

The eyes are long and narrow, the corners of the eyes are cold and narrow, the eyes are dark, the jawline is sharp and clear, the lip line is straight, and the skin is so white that it looks cold under the light.

At this moment, he was wearing the nameplate of [Student Union President], holding a pen and duty notebook, and stood at the back door with an expressionless face. The entire Grade 2 and 6 classes didn’t even need to change the air conditioner.

So when the words came to Gou You’s lips, an idea came to his mind, and he turned into a righteous sentence: “Except for Qin Zigui, there is no one good!”

Making a fortune.

The first second Sheng Yan heard the sound, he knew that a certain unlucky face was coming again. He didn’t even bother to look back, he just snorted in his heart, and then responded with a scornful tone: “You are right, it is indeed quite good.” It suits me. Anyway, if I had such a system, the first thing I would do would be to get rid of all the pretenders in the world.”

Full of provocation.

Qin Zigui acted as if he couldn’t hear anything, lowered his eyes indifferently, and wrote in his duty book: “Zhu Peng, Class 2, Six, Senior High School, is just hanging around. He violates discipline during self-study at night, and his conduct score will be deducted by one point. Class Two Six, Senior High School, Sheng Yan Wan will be deducted one point for violating discipline during self-study, one point will be deducted for not complying with school uniforms, and three points will be deducted for fighting…”

“Wait a minute.” Sheng Yan interrupted dissatisfiedly and raised his eyes, “Which of your eyes saw me fighting?”

Qin Zigui’s eyelids drooped, and his eyes fell on the wound about four to five centimeters on the side of his eyebrow without any obstruction: “Otherwise, the cat scratched it.”

Sheng Yan: “…”

Your cat can scratch like this.

“So why are we fighting again this time?”

Qin Zigui’s tone was still as cold as a law enforcement AI.

Sheng Yan tried to hear some non-business emotions from it, but failed, so he felt an inexplicable irritation in his heart.

Just as he was about to say “none of your business” viciously, he was interrupted by a crisp “Sheng Yan”.

He turned his head and saw that a beautiful girl with a bun had appeared at the back door.

She didn’t seem to pay attention to Qin Zigui next to her, and handed a small blue box with a Doraemon pattern printed on it to Sheng Yan: “I just heard about the fight between you and the guys from the vocational high school at noon because of me. , thanks. This is a band-aid, put it on quickly, don’t leave any scars.”

So Sheng Yan sneaked out to fight at noon because of the girls?

Everyone near the back door who had been pretending to be dead suddenly came to life after hearing this, gearing up and eager to try, ready to have a three-game series.

Then I heard Qin Zigui say coldly: “Lin Xian, Class 1, Grade 2, will be deducted one point if she skips classes during self-study in the evening.”

Lin Xian turned around in disbelief: “?”

Qin Zigui’s expression didn’t change: “Sheng Yan, Class 2, Six, Senior High School, caused trouble during lunch break. Three points will be deducted.”

Sheng Yan: “??”

Qin Zigui’s pen tip moved mechanically: “Those in classes 2 and 6 who study privately and chat privately in the evening will be deducted one point each.”

People who eat melon: “???”

As if he couldn’t feel the shocked and indignant gazes around him, Qin Zigui’s tone remained calm: “By the way, just use iodophor to disinfect superficial wounds. This kind of cartoon-patterned band-aid is not very breathable, used in the summer, It’s better not to use it.”

After saying that, he turned around and left with the two officers from the Discipline Inspection Department without looking back.

After a short silence.

Lin Xian turned around and asked, “Why do I feel like he doesn’t like me?”

Sheng Yan lowered his head and turned his pen: “No, he doesn’t like me.”

That seems to be the case too.

After all, everyone in Shiwai High School knows that the two most handsome students in the second year of high school are very difficult to deal with each other.

One is first in the grade, one is in the last grade, one is in the best class, and one is in the sixth class at the bottom of the crane.

One is commended by a column labeled as a rising star every day, and the other is criticized by a bulletin under the national flag every day.

At first glance, A good student who is upright and law-abiding, At first glance, A second-generation rich man who is lawless and trouble-making.

In addition, Qin Zigui was also the president of the student union, in charge of student discipline, but Sheng Yan was the least disciplined, so when they colloided, the two became incompatible and at odds with each other.

Therefore, the onlookers have become accustomed to this kind of scene.

Lin Xian comforted him casually: “Forget it, The person didn’t collect your cell phone just now. It’s already a big deal. If you don’t need this band-aid, I’ll take it away and you can go to the infirmary to take care of it yourself.”

Sheng Yan said “hmm”.

Obviously no interest in chatting.

Lin Xian stopped lingering and waved: “I’ll give you a birthday gift tomorrow.”

Then she slowly wandered back to her class.

Silence finally returned to the back row of the classroom.

Zhu Peng, who almost had his phone confiscated, and Gou You, who was caught on the spot for speaking ill of Qin Zigui, also breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Peng turned around and asked in a low voice: “Did you go out to fight at noon because of Lin Xian?”

“No.” Sheng Yan deserved to be relaxed, “I just bumped into that yellow-haired idiot from the vocational high school blocking Lin Xian in the back street when I was out of school a few days ago. When I went to the Internet cafe at noon today, I bumped into them again and said something dirty, so I just taught him a lesson. Had a meal.”

Lin Xian is good-looking, has good grades, and is a nice person. She can be said to be the goddess recognized by the whole grade.

When he heard that his goddess was actually blocked by a gangster from the vocational high school next door, Zhu Peng was furious: “What kind of idiot dares to bully our Shiwai girls? A toad wants to eat swan meat, Don’t even pee to see if you are worthy!”

Sheng Yan had no idea about Lin Xian, nor was he as indignant as him. He simply didn’t want to see girls being bullied.

But I didn’t expect that Huang Mao actually had a knife. If he hadn’t reacted quickly, he would have been directly disfigured. Fortunately, nothing serious happened in the end, and he was just run away by the man.

However, if this kind of scum is not punished and is honest, I am afraid that it will happen again in the future.

Just as Sheng Yan was thinking about it, the screen of his phone lit up and he took it out to take a look.

[Internet Cafe Ran Ge]: Sheng’er, those idiots from the vocational high school are here again. I heard they want to block your friends tomorrow night. Do you have anything to say?

The school is usually under closed management. Recently, after the final exams, other grades have been on vacation. Only the sophomores and juniors in high school are still in school to make up for classes, so lunch and dinner are eaten outside.

Nothing else, it just makes it easier for those gangsters from other schools to cause trouble from time to time.

As for the statement…

Nothing to say.

If being honest doesn’t work, then just beat honesty into them.

Sheng Yan replied briefly “Wait for me”, put away his mobile phone, and took out his schoolbag from the table: “I’m leaving first. Call me if you need anything.”

Zhu Peng asked hurriedly: “We are still studying in the evening, where are you going?”

Sheng Yan threw his schoolbag on his shoulder: “The people from the vocational high school are at Brother Ran’s Internet cafe.”

When Zhu Peng and Gou You heard that it was these gangsters, they immediately cheered up: “Then you can’t bring one of us with you?”

“Bring it on.” Sheng Yan refused without thinking, “You two can do what you like, don’t just join in the fun.”

After saying that, he put his schoolbag on one shoulder and turned around and left the classroom.

It was almost eight o’clock in the evening, and it was completely dark. The campus was sparsely populated, and the security guard was dozing off due to the heat.

Sheng Yan skillfully bypassed the cameras in the corridor and the ecological park, walked to a small bamboo forest behind the teaching building that was a blind spot for surveillance, swung his arm, and threw his schoolbag over the wall.

Then he took a few steps back and was about to make a running jump when suddenly an anxious voice came from behind him: “Yan Ge! Wait for us!”

Sheng Yan paused, looked back, and saw two sneaky familiar figures hunkering down this way. He couldn’t help but said in disgust, “What are you two doing?”

The two of them struggled to get in front of him, raised their chests and raised their heads, and gave a standard salute: “I am worried that they are too many and the general will be outnumbered, so I came to help.”

That’s quite fair.

Sheng Yan didn’t bother to believe a single word: “If you want to help Lin Xian, just say so.”

“Hehe.” After being exposed, Zhu Peng did not defend himself, “We do have such intention, otherwise we can’t just watch the girls in our school being bullied and then do nothing, right? That would be unmanly. “

“That’s right.” Gou You took over the conversation, “But don’t worry, Yan Ge, we won’t steal your limelight. We will withdraw once we beat those gangsters to the ground. It will definitely not affect your ability to shine alone in Lin Xian’s heart, Bright.”

“Yes, we will never affect the relationship between you and Lin Xian.” Zhu Peng nodded firmly, looking very loyal.

Sheng Yan didn’t understand: “What do you mean?”

Neither of them understood: “What do you mean?”

Sheng Yan frowned and asked, “What’s the relationship between Lin Xian and I?”

Zhu Peng and Gou You were confused: “Aren’t you and Lin Xian having an secret affair?”

Sheng Yan: “??”

Two people: “???”

Sheng Yan finally couldn’t hold it back: “Are you two sick?”

Zhu Peng couldn’t hold back: “Why are we both sick? Didn’t Lin Xian confess to you on your birthday last year at the KTV? You didn’t refuse, and you even sent her home. We and Qin Zigui You’ve all seen it secretly, and you still don’t admit it?”

“Who said I didn’t refuse? I didn’t want to embarrass a girl in that situation. I made it clear on the way to send her home that we are just friends from now on, and then this matter is over. Why did it happen when we came to your place? Are you having an secret affair?” Sheng Yan felt that there was something wrong with these two people.

The two people with brain problems: “…”

There was a slightly awkward silence.

Zhu Peng and Gou You asked tentatively: “Really?”

Sheng Yan was annoyed: “How about I call Lin Xian now?”

“No, I’m fine.”

Zhu Peng and Gou You waved their hands quickly.

Sheng Yan is always bold in doing things.

If he said so, it must be true.

Fortunately, they thought they had mastered some shocking secret and kept it secret for a whole year, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

“But…” Gou You thought of something and stopped talking. She couldn’t hold it back, “But since you and Lin Xian have nothing, then why did you and Qin Zigui break up?”

Sheng Yan: “?”

Gou You pushed up her glasses: “It was always rumored that Qin Zigui and Lin Xian were in the same class before. We thought it was them two who had something to do with each other, and then Yan Ge stepped in and fought for love, and then… He and his brother Qin Zigui fell in love and turned against each other…”

Seeing that Sheng Yan’s expression became irritable at a speed visible to the naked eye, Gou You quickly added: “Our speculation is well-founded, otherwise why would you two have been so good as brothers before, but then suddenly broke up after your birthday last year? If not because of this, what else could be the reason?”

This time it was Sheng Yan’s turn to be silent.

He couldn’t tell them. He didn’t even know the reason why he and Qin Zigui broke up.

All I know is that when he happily asked Qin Zigui for a birthday gift that night, he only received a reply from Qin Zigui, “Sheng Yan, we are not the same person. From now on it is better to keep our distance and go our separate ways.”

Thinking of this, Sheng Yan felt very depressed and didn’t want to continue discussing this topic at all. He said angrily and perfunctorily: “There are no such nonsense as you think. I just hate Qin Zigui’s pretentiousness all day long. Those who come here to show off and care about other things are very disgusting.”

“That’s true.” Gou You recalled what Qin Zigui did during the evening self-study and expressed their understanding, “But…”

“Nothing more?”

Sheng Yan was a little speechless.

Gou You pushed up his glasses, and the squinted eyes under the lenses flashed with the holy light that could see through everything: “But Yan Ge, don’t you like girls?”

Sheng Yan: “??”

“Otherwise, a goddess of Lin Xian’s level has taken the initiative to confess her love to you, and you can still remain indifferent? This is unscientific.” Gou You’s expression and tone were very determined.

Upon hearing this, Zhu Peng immediately opened his eyes wide, covered his collar, took two steps back, and looked at Sheng Yan in horror, as if facing a formidable enemy.

Sheng Yan: “…”

I can go to your father’s uncle.

What the hell had he done to end up with these two bad friends?

Not wanting to say another word to these two mentally retarded children, he jumped up, grabbed the edge of the fence with both hands, pushed himself hard, and turned over. Then he gave a condescending and contemptuous look in return: “Don’t worry, I’m straight, and even if I bend, and I like Qin Zigui’s emotionless intelligent AI pretender…”

I won’t like you.

The second half of the words got stuck in Sheng Yan’s throat and could not be said out.

Because when he turned around and was about to jump off, he saw a familiar figure on the other side of the wall.

Tall, long legs, narrow inside, cold white skin.

He was standing impartially at the place where he expected to land, holding a pen, flipping through the notebook, lowering his head and writing something.

As if feeling Sheng Yan’s attention, he raised her eyelids slightly, met his gaze, and said four words indifferently: “Thank you for your love.”

Then he lowered his eyelids again and finished writing that beautiful line of regular script in the notebook – [Classmate Sheng Xiaoyan, Class 2, Grade 2, Sixth Grade, seduced law enforcement officers with words, was caught on the spot, completed, plus five] 

The author has something to say:

Qin Zigui: I only heard six words, don’t ask me which six words.

Abyss Note: “Ge” (哥) is a term used to refer to an older brother. I will be using ‘Ge’ instead of something like Brother because it sounds cuter( reference to Hua Cheng;) ) and more natural to me.